Meet our Team

Only US Citizen to carry a bald eagle handling permit.
"If you ain't first, you're last!" - Ricky Bobby

"Handle every stressful situation like me. If you can't eat it or play with it, just pee on it and walk away"

"It's better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely boring."

Party Starter, Fun Finder, and Dancing Queen!
"You only live once but if you do it right, once is enough."

Let's play hide & seek!  I'll be on page 2 in Google. You'll never find me.

"Don't be sad, because sad backwards is das, and das not good!"

"I am not superstitious, but I'm a little 'stitious."

Just be happy, it drives people crazy

Give The World Your Best..And It Will Give Its Best To You

"We're really doing it Harry" - Lloyd

"At least I'm a fun hot mess. Like a train wreck full of pizza, fireworks, and glitter."

"I'm the Viagra to your social media." 

If you're the smartest person in the room, you're in the wrong room.

You're only given a little spark of madness. You mustn't lose it." - Robin Williams

Me? I know who I am. I'm a dude playing a dude disguised as another dude.

- Kirk Lazarus

You'll learn things you never knew, you never knew.  - Pocahontas :) 

"If plan A doesnt work, The alphabet has 25 more letters."

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"Everyone has a plan 'till they get punched in the mouth!" - Mike Tyson

Just take me back to my happy place!

When nothing goes right...  go left.

"Go then, there are other worlds than these."

I got 99 problems and fishin' solves all of 'em.

The sky is no longer the limit

"What's normal, anyway?"

Seize the day.

Whoa, Big Gulps, huh? Alright... Well, see ya later. 

If you love what you do, you’ll never work a day in your life

“People let me tell ya bout my best friend...”

When 900 years old, you reach… Look as good, you will not.

"Programmer by day, writer by night.  Superhero on the weekends."

I totally rock!

Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever.

"If you know how to spend less than you get, you have the philosopher's stone."  -- Benjamin Franklin

"Life is short. Do stuff that matters."

May God have mercy upon my enemies, because I won't.

I totally save the day!

Life is a daring adventure or nothing

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