Meet our Team

Only US Citizen to carry a bald eagle handling permit.
"If you ain't first, you're last!" - Ricky Bobby

"Even a bad day of fishing is better than a good day of work!"

"It's better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely boring."

Party Starter, Fun Finder, and Dancing Queen!
"You only live once but if you do it right, once is enough."

"Programmer by day, writer by night.  Superhero on the weekends."

Let's play hide & seek!  I'll be on page 2 in Google. You'll never find me.

"Try clearing your cache and try again."

"Don't be sad, because sad backwards is das, and das not good!"

"At least I'm a fun hot mess. Like a train wreck full of pizza, fireworks, and glitter."

Just be happy, it drives people crazy

 "Never pay full price for late pizza"

"Sometimes you win, sometimes you lose, sometimes it rains." - Bull Durham

The way I see it, if you want the rainbow, you gotta put up with the rain - Dolly Parton

Always approach life as a student, Eager to Learn. 

"You Don't Have To Carry A Sword To Be Powerful. Some Leaders' Strength Is Inspiring Others." - Ahsoka Tano

If you're the smartest person in the room, you're in the wrong room.

You're only given a little spark of madness. You mustn't lose it." - Robin Williams

Me? I know who I am. I'm a dude playing a dude disguised as another dude.

- Kirk Lazarus

You'll learn things you never knew, you never knew.  - Pocahontas :) 

"If plan A doesn't work, The alphabet has 25 more letters."

Just take me back to my happy place!

"Go then, there are other worlds than these."

"Chaos is what killed the dinosaurs, darling." - Heathers 1988

"A wise guy once told me"...

"It's not fair that only roosters are allowed to scream in the morning." - No one in particular

"Life is a beach, I'm just playin' in the sand"

“When life gives you lemonade, make lemons. Life will be all like, ‘What?!'”

I got 99 problems and fishin' solves all of 'em.

The sky is no longer the limit

Seize the day.

Whoa, Big Gulps, huh? Alright... Well, see ya later. 

If you love what you do, you’ll never work a day in your life

I totally rock!

"If you know how to spend less than you get, you have the philosopher's stone."  -- Benjamin Franklin

"Life is short. Do stuff that matters."

May God have mercy upon my enemies, because I won't.

I totally save the day!

Life is a daring adventure or nothing

Spem Successus Alit

I'd rather be surfing

The best error message is the one that never shows up.

"True knowledge exists in knowing that you know nothing." - Socrates

Yesterday you said tomorrow. Just do it.